i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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