I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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