Who did Billy Mays play for?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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