I should be sponsored by Trojan
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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