I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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