Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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