I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
