Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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