She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You were trust falling into bushes
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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