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Your dad touched me again.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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