her vagine was all disorganized.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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