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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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