no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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