trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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