420 ftw
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i think my cat just said my name.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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