New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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