Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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