let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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