Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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