im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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