You're my little dorito
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My feet surprised me
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
