Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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