that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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