I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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