She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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