yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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