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(330): View more from Ohio

May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.

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(210): View more from Texas

It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently

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(518): View more from New York

so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."

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(316): View more from Kansas

He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him

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(207): View more from Maine

We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.

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(801): View more from Utah

WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?

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(309): View more from Illinois

When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.

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