i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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