So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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