just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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