Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
where am i from again
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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