I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
