the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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