Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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