He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I DEMAND FORESKIN
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
