It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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