Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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