IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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