We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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