so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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