you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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