Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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