so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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