apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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