Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My penis needs a shock collar
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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