You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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