NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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