GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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