I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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