so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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