she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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