i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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